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Prague’s Best of the Worst

Prague’s Monuments of Corruption deserve World Heritage Status. We show you truly the best of the worst. You’ll be amazed at how well Prague’s corruption monuments are preserved. Recently, some of these monuments of corruption we have been visiting for 5 years have suffered slight damage. Corrupt Tour cannot be held responsible for their destruction. Police, district attorneys and NGOs are responsible for this vandalism. Corrupt Tour hopes responsible politicians will step in and protect our corruption heritage for the future, a heritage that belongs to all of mankind.

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Meeting point: Jungmannovo namesti, Prague 1
Duration: 1.5 – 2 hours

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The Prague Crony Safari

We are offering something entirely unique in the history of tourism. A safari of the habitats of cronies in the wild. Inconspicuous nests to divert unwanted attention. Ostentatious dens to intimidate the meek. The Safari takes care to keep pristine the natural habitats of these national treasures.

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Meeting Point: Fantova kavarna Cafe at the Main Train Station
Duration: 2-3 hours (depending on traffic)

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Hospital on the Edge of the Law

A completely new kind of soap opera! Three Prague hospitals notorious for graft and sleaze, three episodes of a never-ending story, three new types of heroes who help the archetypal characters from soaps to navigate the labyrinth of bureaucracy.

Meeting Point: Fantova kavarna Cafe at the Main Train Station
Duration: 2-3 hours (depending on traffic)

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The New Prague’s ArchitectTour

Come to listen to songs about city planning, developments and politics. The Corrupt Tour guide with her singing flower will sing for you. We will take you to recent property developments that have been picked out by a popular vote as either outstanding or outlandish, as beautiful or ugly.

Our guide and her flower have stories to tell why, what and how it came we build our city this way. In the end it is up to you to judge for yourself what you like and what you hate.

What does our singing flower look like? >>

Meeting Point: Fantova kavarna Cafe at the Main Train Station
Duration: 1.5-2 hours (depending on traffic)

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The Wild (North)west Trip

Shortly after Corrupt Tour began organizing trips to the crony-infested Northwest of Bohmeia in 2012, the Czech media starting focusing enormous attention on the region. The Wild Northwest is a popular term for the region between Carlsbad, the infamous spa and hotspot of nefarious activity, and Usti nad Labem, the Czech Republic’s very own Palermo. Despite the serious efforts of less serious media, it is virtually impossible to exaggerate the stunningly high levels of corruption in the region.

Usti, the Czech Republic’s version of Palermo, is just 1 hour’s ride from Prague. To get there, we’ll take a purposefully mismanaged highway. We will make a stop at a huge landslide that proves what happens when the gangesters control road builidng. We’ll gawk at palatial properties built without building permits by the local mafiosos on a state nature reserve. We’ll visit and learn about a ghetto that grew quickly recently as it became a source of profit for a select few. You’ll also go behind the scenes to see places of local and national controversies that no other tour company would show you.

It’s not all doom and gloom, though — we will stop for a delicious lunch and see a lots of beautiful countryside. Sitting on steep slopes across two valleys, Usti nad Labem is the only city in the land where you can enjoy four seasons in one day!

Consider bringing binoculars, oudoor wear and walking shoes.

Meeting Point: Fantova kavarna Cafe at the Main Train Station
Duration: one day trip, 6-8 hours (depending on traffic)

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Spa & Badness

Carlsbad, the famous Czech hot spa and hotspot of nefarious activities, is certainly that very vertex of the West Bohemian Spa Triangle where most public money has disappeared.

Popular culture has attributed various disappearances to the conspirational activity by Russian-speaking agents. Documented evidence indicates that a significant percentage of the incidents were inaccurately reported or embellished by bloggers. We try hard to get those stories right.

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